Top Ten Reasons Redemption is Better Than Real Life

10. One word... Grog.

9. In RL, you can't hide out at the grand knight when you're being hunted.

8. On Redemption you can Bitch-slap the mayor like the little red-headed step child that he is.  And at worst he slaps you back.

7. If you feel like getting drunk, one barrel of beer will last an eternity.

6. You can sleep for 5 minutes and be totally refreshed, no need for those eight hour wastes of time.

5. On Redemption I can convince an attractive woman to remove her tight-fitting shirt solely using charm.

4. As a conjurer I can call a friend when I'm bored.

3. No one can see your face and how you can't grow enough stubble to need to shave.

2. You don't need to show up for work at 5:30 in the morning.

1. Nobody thinks it's weird to bow before them, and you can do it all you want to.