Snowy's Rhapsody

*At the Boar's Head in the Grunting Boar*
Snowy has arrived.
Snowy BOOTS the bard in the head!
The bard nods at Snowy, and smiles.
A bard starts playing Snowy, Snowy's Rhapsody (Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody)
A bard music:

'Is this the rl?
Is this just rpg?
Lost in the void
There's no exit that I can see

Turn on your tells
Hug penguins in hell
Then flee...

I'm a 1k dwarf
I need your sympathy
Because I don't have spear
Don't have axe
Do not have 4th attacks

Any way the lag flows
Doesn't really matter to me...
To me...

Bosco...
Just killed a mob
Put a sword against its head
Swung my arm and now it's dead

Bosco...
I just want to heal
So I sleep anywhere when I have time

Bosco... Ooooohhhh...
Didn't mean to haste the guards
If I go hide they won't blame me at all
Go invis... go invis...
As if nothing really happened.

Poisoned pies...
My luck is gone
Sent venom through my veins
Shiver and suffer for my pains

Goodbye everybody
I'm gone to hell
Gotta tank some mobs for others that I know

Bosco... Ooooohhhh...
I just want to fly
Sometimes wish my hair wouldn't singe at all

I see a dragon that is trying to seduce
Run from Sky! Run from Sky!
She just wants to poke and grope me!
Rainbow burst, chain lightning
Very very frightening to me

Hey there Snowy! Hi there Snowy!
Hello Snowy? Snowy? SNOWY!?!?
I NEED SNOWY! SPELL ME UP!!! Magnifico!!

I'm such a good dwarf
Please don't attack me
He's such a good dwarf
Aggies please just let him be
Don't waste your time
Just to see Snowy flee

Mana comes, mana goes, will you let me heal?
I think not! NO! We will not let you heal! Let me heal!
I think not! We will not let you heal! Let me heal!
I think not! We will not let you heal! Let me heal!
Will not let you heal! Let me heal!
Will not let you heal! Let me heal!
No no no no no no NO!
Mama Snowy, Mama Snowy, Mama Snowy let me heal!
My god Bosco put a cloud up in the sky for me
For me...
For me!

So you'd like to attack me and poke out my eye?
So you think you could loot me and leave me to die?
Ooooohhhh maybe... but can't do that to me baby
I'm not in a clan
Better make a new plan
To harass me

Rl doesn't matter
All PCs can see
Rl doesn't matter
Rl doesn't matter to me...
Any way the lag flows...'

-Written by Snowy, November 1996