Urza is the guy with the glowing cup (Sardis is the other guy).

I'm not an invoker, enchanter or the march of dimes... 
and I don't cast hell blades, tsunami or feeblemind...
and I don't know Bazranth, Keebler or Diesal from the Mage's Guild, although I'm told that is a good thing.

I have acid blast not psychic crush. 
I have general skills, NOT specific.
and I pronounce it 'HO', NOT 'Whore'. 

I could proudly cast my maledicts - if sleep landed more often. 
I believe in peace keeping, NOT charming. 
Man to Man, NOT Man to Army,
Aand that Flesh Golem IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

Enchanters don't get asked to make weapons as much as me,
And for some reason I'm always asked to break halls,
And by the same token I'm always asked to get equipment,
Then give them a spellup,
But that's all mages are really good for,
MY NAME IS URZA!! AND I AM A MAGE!!!!!!!!